just for a quick laugh.. heh heh heh

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what
had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it

Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know maths.
Ted: You don't know my father!

Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum?
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am
scolding you now.
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Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
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A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were
watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of
breaking plates,
then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.

Daughter: It's mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn't say anything.
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Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love

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Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born

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Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.

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Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the sam e as
your
brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon: No, teacher, it's the sam e dog!

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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you
anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!

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Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Student: " Singapore , Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."
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A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between
'unlawful'
and 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up.
"Ok, answer, Joan" said the teacher.
"'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal'
is
a sick eagle."

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Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir."

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A boy came home from school with his exam results.
"What did u get?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water," said the boy.
"What do u mean 'under water'?"
"They are all below 'C' (sea) level"

Cameron Lowlands!!

No Electricity, No water supply, and WORST of all NO TOILET!!!!

This time the mission trip was to the foothills of Cameron, a total different view from the usual
cold air, strawberries, roses, chalets and beautiful side views of mountains covered in midst.

It was about dangerous rivers, streams, muddy walk ways, and huts made of bamboos.
We traveled by car to a small village which seemed well managed, till we found it was deeper into the jungle and we had to cross a bridge that with a look you will say, "Owwww DEAR!!"
cos when you look down, it is a dashing river flowing at the speed that could drift you off miles away in seconds.

But we all made it safely across one at a time, some carried 5kg of rice, huge cans of sardines, and drinking water all these plus our heavy luggage .... !!!

After the bridge all you could see is just a small path way and greens, LOTSA GREENS

Most of us had a smooth journey to the village except A**** who had a series of unfortunate events... hahahaha (next time don't wear high heels for jungle tracking)

this is where we stayed
All of us slept in a "long house" or locally called "rumah panjang" where the natives stay.

I spoke to some of the older natives, and i felt welcomed, they spoke with modesty and contentment. Though they do not stand high in the eyes of the people but they live a life that is more luxurious then others. The waters that they drink and bath gives more life than the city's. Seriously! my skin got smoother even with just a few showers at the stream. And they inhale fresh air everyday, bet it is something even your money can't buy!

this is the place where the natives wash their dishes and clothes
and thats Jou Chean's hand..

chickens crowing early in the morning is very annoying....6.30am dude

this is a chicken... hahaha there are many more but lazy to follow them

baby goat sleeping with mummy goat ....

i miss my mummy too


telling the story of how water turn to wine... with the help of Ribena!!! (hahaha)




these are wonderful children, they are helpful and obedient to the elders most of all they understood His love.



Nothing beats these beautiful sceneries, no sounds of engines running, no phones ringing (no line), and no need for money to experience these great wonder


calm waters (stress free)


Picture of water gushing down the slope makes you feel like sliding down as well


me looking very tired but am excited at the same time

Elysia and I

what a beautiful day
we lay and chat on the ROCK.. it was amazing..



thanks sully!! love it!!

Touched by simple things in life

9th August 2007 (Thursday),

i left home early morning to catch an early bus to KL,
Had an appointment at 10 a.m in Time square
had lunch with an Omani(Issam) and a Sri lankan (Lakshan) there.
Then i went to KLCC with an Omani, Sri lankan, and two Saudi girls..
all 5 of us when to Aquaria
then we walk all the way from KLCC back to Times square.
We were just on time to catch Rush Hour 3 and i watched with an Omani, Sri Lankan, Two Saudi girls and three Yaman Boys..
and it was a great American mix Chinese and French show. hahahahaha

But my purpose for this post is to share what i have experience on Thursday.

i Loved and enjoyed the company of new found friends from lands that are foreign to me
but their courtesy and smiles are a familiar feel of friendliness and warmth.
and i felt a little touch of Saudi when i get to hug the girls goodbye.



As i left Time square i took the train to KL Central where from there i will find my free bus home. As i waited i finally get to calm my steps to see the looks on the faces around me. i rested my eye on a little girl as she starred up directly to her mom , and in them i see fear and tiredness but at the same time they showed safeness and love, because her mom was holding her hand and wiping the sweat of her forehead. i know how that feels.....
It is a feeling that even animals understand and it could only be felt through a loving mother.

Many buses came by, but non of them will lead me home... then came a blind man in shades, without noticing where he was heading to, he walked directly out to the busy road, and some buses nearly hit him, thankfully a nice Samaritan came and pull him to the side, people were staring, i gave a small squeak but thank God no one heard me.

Isn't it amazing how the blind could lead themselves with trust and bravery that they can safely go out and go back home in one piece. I've seen two blind man that day, and they both know how to travel by buses. some times some of us don't even know where we are heading to even when we could SEE!!

On this day i saw ACCEPTANCE and RESPECT through people that are no different from me except their race, religion and nation.
I saw LOVE and PROTECTION from a mother who has nothing but only the best to offer to her children.
and i saw KINDNESS in a stranger that no one knew you would one day owe your life to.

I am here...and i know what i want

Is much more

i feel it deep inside

i will burn you

i saw it.. i saw the fire...i saw the magic

it is all over and in me.. both internal and external

is my confidence

is my life

is my passion

i'll get you even if it hurts

i'll make you perfect even if it bruises me

SO WATCH OUT!!!
I AM HERE
I'M NOT LEAVING TILL YOU ARE MINE

I'M GONNA DANCE

honor for those, left for good.

Deepest sympathy to the families of friends that recently experience a huge lost this new year. Words unsaid turn to tears, too late for regrets, too early for a new beginning. Only Heaven knows how it feels, to wake up the next day trying to bypass this new fact, yet knowing one day (if we believe) we will join hands again and forever never to let go.
Life is very fragile. But i've learned to cherish those near me. With never ending prayers said and ever flowing rivers of tears shed. Thank you dearly for all the comfort all had provided. But i guess will have to move on. What lies ahead is what matters most now. We do not have to worry, though we have lost them here on Earth but we know there are additional eyes in Heaven guarding us and hoping for our very best.
Cheerio...LOVE princess,

So in love with Buble

I WANNA BE MRS. BUBLE!!!!! WHOAAAAAAAAAAA AM IN LOVE AGAIN!!!

Kelly Rowland still in love with my Ex....... whoaaaa don't think non-sense i just like the song!!!

Ex (Yeah)
Ex (Kelly and Yung Texxus)
Ex (Yeah)

[Kelly]
I never thought that we would break up for the better
Should've never made the promises to each other
So many things I should've said that you didn't know
Coming in from a past with a heavy load

But I knew that you were a good man
Give me love, you were faithful - It showed on my hand
I know there are questions in your mind you don't understand
Through the words of this song, I wanna answer them

Honesty (Check)
Conversation (Check)
A shoulder I can lean on anytime I'm feeling stressed (Check)
Good loving (Yes)
The perfect soldier (Yes)
Was about to say "I do," when I know it wasn't meant
So I

[1] - Search in my mind, trying to figure it out
And thought I was happy but I'm having some doubts
Think I found the answer and I know I must confess
I'm still in love with my ex
And I wasn't ready when I said that I loved you
And in my heart, I know that I gotta tell you
I shouldn't have gone from a situation to the next
I'm still in love with my ex

[Kelly]
Every moment that I stayed, I dug a deeper hole
I was with you but my heart wouldn't let him go
All my family told me, "Kelly he's the one for you"
I know your family love me and I love them too

(I'm so sorry) I'm so sorry for the pain I put you through
But you shouldn't have to suffer cause I'm confused
So much for looking forward to future plans
Lost the love of my life and I lost a friend

Good to me (Yes)
Security (Yes)
You were all the things I wanted
Checking everything (Check, check)
You were comforting (Yes)
Romantic man (Yes)
How could I have said "I do," when I knew it wasn't meant
So I

[Repeat 1]

[Kelly (Yung Texxus)]
Silence
(I don't know why you're telling me all this now)
I've gotta own this
I've gotta own this game
(Yeah, I ain't the one you chose)
I can't believe I'm saying this..
Saying sorry is the hardest part